Thursday, March 27, 2008

Planet Terror


Date: Wednesday, March 26, 6:30pm

Beverage of Choice: Miller High Life


I felt Planet Terror was the perfect film for the re-launch of Angry Man. Having seen Grindhouse in the theater and feeling like it was the best theater experience I had ever had, this was the right choice. It's kind of like director Robert Rodriguez had an exploitation checklist when conceiving this project: Extreme gore? Check. Lesbians? Check. Violence towards children? Check. Flesh eating ghouls? Check. Wailing saxophones? Check.


I hadn't had a chance to check out the DVD since picking it up, and I had forgotten how great the dialogue was in the film. This was really like getting great action, gore and sex with a great script to boot, instead of what you might find with this type of film. I applaud Rodriguez's choice to keep the whole missing reel concept in the film. I know he had intended this from the beginning, unlike Tarantino with Death Proof, who "shot a reel" and then put it back in for the DVD release. It just seemed like to right choice for Planet Terror, and really kept with the whole grindhouse atmosphere. I was just reading the book Sleazoid Express recently, which is the history of 42nd street cinema in New York, and I remember reading that projectionists used to clip out the sexy parts for their own personal collections, and a lot of the time you would go to the theater and those scenes would be missing. Also, down south on the Drive-In circuit, managers would "edit" the content of their own accord if they deemed it too offensive.


Basically, this just shows Rodriguez's commitment to authenticity and how he went all-in with this project. Between Death Proof and Planet Terror, Planet is definitely my favorite, partly because Rodriquez kept true to the original vision. I think Death Proof is great, but it really went out on it's own path.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Friday, March 14, 2008

AMMN Essential #1: The Man-Cave



What do all modern, angry cavemen need? A Man-Cave, of course! The most important thing about Angry Man is a place to host unfettered viewings. A place wear women fear to tread: the Man-Cave. What is a Man-Cave? A place where you have been forced to store the items that you hold most dear, that the wife/girlfriend feels "won't match the decor" or are "just plain icky" and not for general consumption. Usually this encompasses "clutter" like electronics, video games, computers and the extra large TV that YOU require to make it through this excruciating modern existence. The most likely place to find a cave? Underground. Perhaps created as a necessity for protection against the suffering of a suburban life, the finished basement found in the typical ranch or raised ranch dwelling is the perfect place to find or make a cave. Much like the fort you used to create in your bedroom with a blanket draped from the bed to the desk, the Man-Cave is your sanctuary, your womb. I urge you to create your own refuge, or find a friend with one to host your Angry Man night. Here's a helpful list of the things you might find in a Man-Cave:

1. Large Television w/ surround sound
2. Computer
3. Gaming system
4. Old crappy couch
5. Horror/cult/sexy movie posters
6. Lots of porno
7. Racks of media - games, dvds, cds
8. Auxiliary fridge w/ beer
9. Some sort of pot smoking devise
10. Musical instruments
11. Car parts
12. Tools
13. More porno
14. Household items that are broken and waiting for repair