monster squad!

slice of the 80s

fabulously un-p.c.

wolfman's got nards, dude!

christmas decorations are now on sale

what the hell is this?

next to the halloween isle

christmas in k-mart

catherine bell: jag-alicious!

do people not know?

you are still so smoking hot

bodacious ta-tas

the simpsons: extremely unfunny

what happened, homer?

written by short bus riders

i want conan back.

don't tase me, bro.

zap goes dumb whitey

some kind of brother, you've got

like cane and abel

on hold

it's been 10 minutes

the music is so soothing

anger subsiding

no cable

comcastic assholes

promised, but not delivered

no high speed for me.

work sux

capitalism

doesn't matter what you do

it totally blows

i ate tripe

anthony bourdain

he eats this stuff all the time

not so bad, really.

relaunch

one haiku a day

a commitment i can keep

you no like? piss off.