i heard somewhere that if you have a job where you have to say the same words or phrases day in and day out, that you run the risk of getting throat cancer. i guess the theory is that repetitive use of the same section of your vocal chords will wear them out.
throat cancer's greatest hits:
"do you want fries with that?"
"does this package contain anything fragile, liquid, perishable or potentially hazardous?"
"good morning, (insert company name here) how may i direct your call?"
so choose your profession carefully. it may cause cancer.
