1000 uses
cops employ them as handcuffs
very versatile
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Rules for Angry Man Movie Night
1. Movies viewed must be of gratuitious nature, featuring exploitation, guns, violence, gore, bodily fluids, sex, nudity, severe un-p.c.-ism, excessive nerdiness, and/or lesbians.
2. Alcohol of some nature must be consumed during feature. Preferably whatever is on sale that week at the nearest convenince store - no "lite" beer, however.
3. One member's wife/girlfriend must prepare sweet or savory snack for our indulgence, preferably made while wearing skirt, high heels, full hair and makup.
4. This ain't Fight Club - spread the word!
2. Alcohol of some nature must be consumed during feature. Preferably whatever is on sale that week at the nearest convenince store - no "lite" beer, however.
3. One member's wife/girlfriend must prepare sweet or savory snack for our indulgence, preferably made while wearing skirt, high heels, full hair and makup.
4. This ain't Fight Club - spread the word!
About Me
3 comments:
Howzabout this Hakiu-
New Facist Restaint
Hold Freedom
In Captivity
Haiku. F U!
well that's great except:
what the fuck is "restaint"?
and a haiku (not "hakiu) is
5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables
dumbass.
Come on, Ford-
never made a spelling mistake in your life?
I did just get a masters, man. not really feeling like a dumbass, although, guess i was'nt feeling like spell checking, either.-
JIM MUELLER, poster of the Haiku.
PS
I also looked up on several websites that said my 5-3-5 syl. format was cool, depends on which school of "hayecoo" thought you ascribe to. Now, Im no poet, so I just incorporated those rules, not that they were correct, just wanted to try my hand at hyekoo.
choke on my spelling mistakes, douchy.
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